No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
WARNING: THIS HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS PRESS RELEASE HAS BEEN RATED: XXXX
KEVIN JAMES ENDORSEMENT OF GARCETTI PUBLICLY CLIMAXED THIS MORNING AT SFV MEDIA EVENT!
(SEE NAUGHTY PHOTO BELOW CANDIDLY TAKEN AT TODAY’S PRESS CONFERENCE!)
Does LA political media suck big time or what when it “comes” to covering the Kevin and Eric “joint” endorsement press happening today at 10 A.M.?
(See photo below of “Baby” James endorsing “Hunky” Ricky taken at the above-mentioned no-holds barred event in front of the heavily-panting press!!!)
Attention: Election Flacks — What a bunch of “stiffs” you have turned yourselves into as the male half of the media excitedly watches Tricky Ricky and “Boy” Kevin entertain one another unabashedly for the lens…While the female reporters remained “bored stiff” by The Garcetti & James “Love Feast” hook-up!
Reporters, go judge yourselves! Did any of you news hawks and news hens ask Mr. Garcetti why he wasn’t doing the job this morning that he was elected to do and paid $ 18,000 monthly to perform at the LA City Council site starting at 10 AM, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Instead “Sticky Ricky” and “Kevin from Heaven” were “dry” circle-jerking each another with members of the The Third Estate playing the role of “Watch Queen” as you eagerly ogled the daring duo at far-off Valley CIty Hall today while Garcetti’s Poor Colleagues Downtown were simultaneously in City Council session working hard on City Business!
It’s hard to say who are “the biggest suckers” were today:The hard-working on-the-job Council members in Chamber minus Garcetti or the team of Eric and Kevin who also may be “on the job” once in a while.. if you know what I mean by “job”!
Why is Garcetti allowed to pile up months and months of City Council no-shows without even offering the feeblest of excuses? With the City Council beat reporters acting as un-suspicious about the Councilman’s prolonged disappearance as Helen Keller might have!
Because Council President Wesson had his arm-twisted to blanket excuse Eric from showing up at City Council meetings for the entire month of April so that Tricky Ricky can turn to what he does best: running full time for Mayor!
Initially, President Herb secretly excused Garcetti from attending City Council meetings for the entire month of February.
(The public document buried in city files officially excusing Garcetti from all City Council February meetings can be found by visiting my blog:
(This document in question was obtained through a California Public Records Act request filed by HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG.)
Any lazy-assed darling reporter may simply obtain a copy of this document directly by email from yours truly instead of going through the hassle of filing with the City Clerk for it!
Kevin James doesn’t need a pair of Monica Lewinsky kneepads to do “the job” on the more-than- willing “Tricky Ricky”. James is much too experienced at “jobs” like that to need a pair of kneepads to get it done … stainlessly! Word of mouth works like magic!
Notice in the picture below, “Sweetie Pie” Kevin is focusing his deep, deep attention on “Dreamboat” Eric without using “protection”!
In fact, the only scumbag at the Garcetti/James Super-Hot Extravaganza this A.M. could be found in Garcetti’s wallet gathering dust!
Incidentally, who’s the third guy in the picture below whose face is turned away from the camera? Could it be a guy named Carmen?