No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
Watch Wendy make history in a near landslide win Tuesday night! LA Times shaky prediction of a nail-biter finish is pure Garcetti media hype!
The Garcetti Campaign Counter-Progressive counter-spin demonizes labor unions that in LA contain mostly minority memberships like LADWP in order to pander to the angry old reactionary bitter white guy vote that’s now up for grabs since their candidate finished third!
HISTORIC FIRST FEMALE LA MAYOR IS NOW A CINCH TO BE ELECTED ON TUESDAY!
AMERICA, PLEASE GET USED TO IT! AND REJOICE!
LA TIMES ATTEMPTS UNSUCCESSFULLY TO MANUFACTURE SUSPENSE OVER THIS HO-HUM ELECTION’S PREDICTABLE OUTCOME!
YOU KNOW WHAT, LA TIMES EDITOR MAHARAJ?
THE VOTERS WHO DO THEIR CIVIC DUTY AND VOTE FOR MAYOR ON E-DAY NEXT TUESDAY (25%?) …ARE JUST AS BORED AND FED UP AS THE VOTERS WHO WON’T DO THEIR CIVIC DUTY AND VOTE FOR MAYOR NEXT TUESDAY(75%?).
Morale at Garcetti HQ is weakening! The slanted coverage camouflaged as journalism by LA Times reporters and editors in their consistently pro-Tricky Ricky news stories has failed to nudge the needle of audience popularity as much as a shadow of a centimeter in the direction of the Little Prince!
LA City Fathers like Eli Broad, Richard Riordan and Nelson Rising are about to get their wish: A Cute New Cuddly Mayoral Pet Android for their very own named Wendy to toy with and teach tricks like begging rolling over and(maybe refusing) to play dead for the next 8 years!
The implosion of The Latino vote for Garcetti signals the beginning of the end for Tricky Ricky’s lofty political aspirations that were supposed to culminate in DC at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
in the near future!
It’s all over for Mr. “In-It- For-Himself” Garcetti except for the shouting and the whining … lots of whining to the Press when he loses big!
The Little Prince is fated to promptly take off his Jeweled Crown, hand in his golden scepter, and forever depart politics for the Private Sector realm on May 22! Then …Witness the birth of a great full-time musical and acting career!
What’s that tune Eric is pounding on that broken-down piano of his? It’s Tricky Ricky’s own personal Swan Song: “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction!”
What’s a song that the egomaniacal Garcetti sincerely believes he wrote himself. Ask Times columnist Steve Lopez to tell you all about it!
BYE! BYE! Baby Ricky!
PRESIDENT (Soon-to-be Emeritus of) THE ANYBODY BUT GARCETTI FOR MAYOR COMMITTEE
PS: IS THAT A SOFT-CORE KIDDIE PORN PHOTO OF ERIC AND DADDY GIL ON MY WEBSITE? GO CHECK IT OUT AT JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL!