No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
THIS IS NO DAMN JOKE!
ALL LA INVITED TO OUR THANK GOD MAYOR V IS ABOUT TO BECOME
HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG will stage a follow-up to our wildly popular Villaraigosa 60th Birthday Party that will be held during the Public Comment Portions of the June 7th meeting of The LA City Council. (GOOGLE KPCC coverage by reporter Frank Stolze!)
That’s the very same day that Antonio Ramon Villaraigosa has announced that Hizzoner , the modest mayor that he is, will be staging a super-expensive rival farewell open air blow-out/ reception just for himself across the street at Grand Park!
All-you-can-eat free cake will again be served at our 6/7/13 Countdown until the Mayor’s Gone for Good Frolic!
President Clinton won’t be invited to our Bye, Bye, Mayor Antonio Going Away Celebration but Beverly Hills Monica Lewinsky definitely will be invited…along with Lu Parker and any other female newscaster or starlet like Kate del Castillo that has ever slept with the Mayor of Los Angeles and can be scraped up that early in the morning for a personal appearance!
(We plan to buy several cakes!)
Even female bed partners of Antonio’s that might have only met Mayor Antonio once at The Keith Brackpool Mansion during an orgy are cordially invited to our fully-clothed Wing Ding that happens in front of the cable TV cameras during the Public Comment portions of the June 7th City Council Board Meeting on Channel 35 ,starting at 10 AM!
Delicious Cake Free of Charge, with complimentary forks and paper plates provided! WOW!
Not a dime of your taxpayer dough will be spent on this Fete!
Our Villaraigosa Gala will be unlike “the Official Bye Bye Mr. LA Mayor Party” to be held later that same day across the way at the Not-So-Grand Park where The DWP is partially footing the bill using some pocket change left after footing the multi-million dollar Losers’ Bill for the recent Mayor’s race!
Nothing edible over there will be free at the DWP Party for outgoing Mayor Antonio; except maybe for eating crow!
Plus you’ll have the golden opportunity to get to meet ex-Mayoral Candidate Wendy Greuel who has been especially invited to the festivities by Mayor-Elect Eric Garcetti to serve as waitress!