No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
LA MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA HUMBLY DECLARES
JUNE 7th MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA DAY!
ALL LA RESIDENTS, ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF HIS WORSHIP MAYOR TONY!
REBEL WEBSITE TO STAGE COUNTER-CELEBRATION TO MARK MAYOR’S INVOLUNTARY PASSING FROM OFFICE. FRIDAY JUNE 7th LA CITY COUNCIL CHAMBERS 10AM TIL?
THIS IS NO DAMN JOKE!
LORD MAYOR OF L.A. FORCED OUT OF OFFICE BY “UNJUST” TERM LIMITS LAW!
ALL LA INVITED TO OUR THANK GOD MAYOR V IS ABOUT TO BECOME HISTORY BASH!
WATCH SOON TO BE EX-MAYOR CONGRATULATE HIMSELF IN PUBLIC OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!
HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG will stage a follow-up to our wildly popular Villaraigosa 60th Birthday Party “Tribute” that will be conducted all throughout the Public Comment Portions of the June 7th meeting of The LA City Council.
(GOOGLE KPCC for coverage of our Mayor’s Birthday event by reporter Frank Stoltze)
June 7th is the very same day that Hizzoner Antonio Ramon Villaraigosa , Super-Modest Mayor that he is, will be staging a costly farewell open air blow-out/ reception dedicated to none other than himself with Ex-Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton serving as crowd-magnet across the street in The Home of The Homeless Grand Park! At a cost of more than a quarter of a million bucks!
All Mayoral scum-sucks cordially invited to the Grand Park Orgy of Mayoral Self-Gratification!
On the other hand, All-you-can-eat free cake will be served unceasingly at our 6/7/13 Countdown until the Mayor’s Gone for Good City Council Chambers Frolic!
President Clinton won’t be invited to our Bye, Bye, Mayor Antonio Going Away Celebration but Beverly Hills Monica Lewinsky definitely will be invited … along with Lu Parker and any other female newscaster or sexy starlet like Kate del Castillo that has ever slept with the Mayor of Los Angeles and can be coaxed out of bed that early in the morning for a personal appearance!
(We plan to buy several delicious cakes as enticement for the Mayor’s one-night-stand Getty Mansion bed-partners to drag their cute asses over to City Hall to join our counter-celebration!)
Even The Mayor’s female conquests who might have met Antonio only once at The Keith Brackpool Mansion during an orgy are cordially invited to our fully-clothed Wing Ding that happens in front of the cable TV cameras during the Public Comment portions of the June 7th City Council Board Meeting as seen on Channel 35, starting at 10 AM!
Delicious Cake Free of Charge, with complimentary forks and paper plates provided no less!
Not a dime of your taxpayer dough will be spent on this Fete!
Our Villaraigosa Gala will be very unlike “the Official Bye Bye Mr. LA Mayor Party” to be held later that same day across the way at the Not-So-Grand Park where The DWP is partially paying the bill using some pocket change left over after footing that multi-million dollar Losers’ Bill for the recent Mayor’s race!
Nothing edible over there at the DWP Party for outgoing Mayor Antonio will be free; except maybe for eating crow!
But you will definitely have the golden opportunity to get to meet ex-Mayoral Candidate Wendy Greuel who has been especially invited to the festivities by Mayor-Elect Eric Garcetti to serve as waitress!