No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
DURING THIS COUNCIL MEETING,CITY RESIDENTS WILL GET A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO SOUND OFF ON CITY TV CAMERA ABOUT THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE LEAKING,CRUMBLING SUBWAY TUNNEL AFTER 8–COUNT ‘EM–8 PUNISHING YEARS OF HEARTLESS VILLARAIGOSA RULE …WHILE ENJOYING A MORNING DESSERT!
LA MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA HAS HUMBLY DECLARED THIS JUNE 7th AS MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA DAY! PRO OR CON!
ALL LA RESIDENTS, ON YOUR BENDED KNEES IN FRONT OF HIS WORSHIP, MAYOR TONY!
OUR REBEL WEBSITES TO STAGE A COUNTER-CELEBRATION TO MARK THE MAYOR’S INVOLUNTARY PASSING FROM OFFICE FRIDAY,JUNE 7th AT LA CITY VAN NUYS COUNCIL CHAMBERS DURING SERIAL PUBLIC COMMENT PERIODS THAT ARE GUARANTEED UNDER THE CALIFORNIA OPEN MEETING LAW….FROM 10AM TIL?
(THIS IS NO DAMN JOKE!)
LORD MAYOR OF L.A. FORCED OUT OF OFFICE BY “UNJUST” TERM LIMITS LAW!
ALL LA INVITED TO OUR THANK GOD MAYOR V. IS ABOUT TO BECOME HISTORY BASH!
BEFORE YOU WATCH THE SOON-TO-BE-EX-MAYOR CONGRATULATE HIMSELF THIS FRIDAY EVENING IN PUBLIC OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, PLEASE ATTEND OUR GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD RUBBISH PARTY THE MORNING OF THE SAME DAY!!!!
HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG will stage a follow-up to our wildly popular Villaraigosa 60th Birthday Party “Tribute” that will be conducted all throughout the Public Comment Portions of the June 7th meeting of The LA City Council in Van Nuys!
(GOOGLE KPCC for coverage of our Mayor’s Birthday event by reporter Frank Stoltze)
June 7th is the very same day that Hizzoner Antonio Ramon Villaraigosa, Super-Modest Mayor that he is, will be staging an absurdly costly farewell open-air blow-out/ reception dedicated to none other than himself and his bankrupt legacy….with Ex-Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton serving as crowd-magnet across the street from City Hall in The Home of The Homeless Grand Park! At a cost of more than a quarter of a million bucks!
All Mayoral scum-sucks cordially invited to the Grand Park Orgy of Self-Gratification! BYOB -BRING-YOUR-OWN-BIB!
On the other hand, All-You-Can-Eat delicious free cake will be served unceasingly at our 6/7/13 Countdown until the Mayor’s Gone for Good Frolic at The City Council Valley Chambers!
Twenty three more days to go before Mayor Antonio turns into a living fossil before the City’s very eyes!
President Clinton won’t be invited to our Bye, Bye, Mayor Antonio Going Away Celebration; but Beverly Hills Monica Lewinsky definitely will be …along with Lu Parker and any other female newscaster or sexy starlet like Kate del Castillo that has ever slept with the Mayor of Los Angeles and can be coaxed out of bed this early in the morning to make a personal appearance!
(We have purchased a gigantic celebratory cake as enticement for any or all of the Mayor’s one-night-stand Getty Mansion female bed-partner conquests to get up early and drag their cute asses over to the San Fernando Valley City Hall to join our counter-celebration!)
Even The Mayor-Erect’s “easy lays” who might have met Antonio only once at a Keith Brackpool Mansion Mayoral orgy are cordially invited to our fully-clothed Wing Ding that is going to happen right in front of the cable tv cameras during the Public Comment portions of the June 7th City Council Board Meeting as seen on Channel 35, starting at 10 AM flat!
Forgive us, Ms. Lewinsky, but the only mouth-watering connected to our Farewell Antonio Party featuring Bill Clinton will be caused by the sight of the complimentary cake served Free of Charge by our physically un-attractive volunteers of both sexes …with forks and paper plates provided, no less!
Not a dime of your taxpayer dough will be spent on this Fete!
Our Villaraigosa Gala will be very unlike “the Official Bye Bye Mr. LA Mayor’s Party” to be held later that same day across the way at “the Not-So-Grand as some would say” Grand Park where The DWP is partially paying the bill, using some pocket change left over after footing that multi-million dollar Greuel-Losers’ Bill for the recent Mayor’s race!
Nothing edible for free over there at the DWP Party for outgoing Mayor Antonio; except maybe for eating crow!
But you will definitely have the golden opportunity to get to meet and greet ex-Mayoral Candidate Ms. Wendy Greuel, who has been especially invited to the evening festivities by Mayor-Elect Eric Garcetti to serve as waitress!