No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
YOU HAVE IT ALL BLOGGIN’ WRONG, LA WEEKLY!
Dear Mr. Romero,
White Hispanics such as yourself spend very little time attending community meetings at South LA hot spots such as the Famed Holman Methodist Church. Do you find “The Hood” too dangerous to walk the streets after dark, Mr. LA Weekly Blogger?
That’s why it’s really doubtful that you were there as part of the crowd at the Church auditorium last week when Garcetti faced the African-American Community for the first time post-election.
I have been told by those who were on the scene: “Garcetti acted like he was still running for Mayor!”
Of course, Eric is still running! He’s been typecast as a candidate and his producer has yet to hand over to Garcetti The Younger his new script …the one where Eric gets to star as “The Mayor of LA …just like “The Closer” TV series!
Hot Flash: Eric’s Producer since birth has been Gil Garcetti!
The Little Prince is not, however, at all drawn to doing the hard, dirty work of preparing for the upcoming Garcetti Administration, which is absolutely necessary to accomplish…with the looming deadline for completion by July First a couple of weeks or so from now!
Instead Eric childishly wants to do endless victory laps at pointless community meeting places like Westside block parties and “Ask Me Almost Anything-type” websites!
Never fear! Eric can afford to act irresponsibly like that because of the Behind-the-Scenes hard labor that is now being performed on his behalf by the incoming Co-Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric’s old man, Ex-DA Gil Garcetti!
The division of labor is simple: Eric plays the in-front-of-the-endlessly-tracking camera role of Mayor which he relishes! While Gil pulls the strings and beams like the Super-proud papa that he is!
MEET LA’s FIRST “MIPO” (MAYOR-IN-PUBLIC-ONLY)!
Meanwhile, “Pops” Gil works around the clock behind closed doors making all the tough key decisions that must be made in order for the new Mayor to hit the ground running next month … while Eric is still checking his hair in the mirror!
Take another good look at the long-ago candid Garcetti Father & Son snapshot featured here above. It belongs on the front page of the Los Angeles Times on Mayoral Inauguration Day!
Nothing at all has changed in the basic filial connection obvious between the two in this practically nude photo!
SSSHHHHH! The media mustn’t breathe a word about this amazing co-mayor arrangement!
Pretty Boy Eric is so gorgeous when he bats his sexy long eyelashes flirtatiously and asks a reporter (male or female) pretty please to do a special favor for him!
No full member of the Fourth Estate (Gay or curious) can resist Eric’s seductive plea not to print unflattering truths attached to the Family Garcetti!
Every major power broker in Los Angeles knows full well that if you are seriously seeking a good job in the new Garcetti Administration for one of your own people, you don’t waste your time phoning Eric ; instead, you make that money call to the Real Boss … Gil Garcetti!
You can take that piece of good advice to the bank!
JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL.WORDPRESS.COM has two words of encouragement for LA Weekly’s D.J. Romero: “GO GIRL!”