No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
Gushing all-male City Council don their Monica Lewinsky-style knee-pads to fawningly confirm (gang bang-voting style) the “Dreamboat” Kevin James Public Works Board Appointment … exactly as they were each commanded to do behind closed doors by Mayor Eric (“Il Duce”) Garcetti!
TODAY KEVIN JAMES PROUDLY CAME OUT AS A CLOSET LIBERAL AND ASSURED THE BOBBLEHEADS SERVING ON THE LA CITY COUNCIL THAT HE WAS ALWAYS SECRETLY ON HIS HEART OF HEARTS A FIRM BELIEVER IN GLOBAL WARMING; EVEN WHEN DENOUNCING THAT THEORY AS LIBERAL NONSENSE IN FRONT OF A MICROPHONE DURING HIS NOW DEAD-AS-A DOORNAIL CAREER AS A CONSERVATIVE SHOCK JOCK!
This fine morning (ex-Right Wing) Dreamboat Mr. Kevin James ( see below) received a heavy-panting wet kiss on his pretty boy sweet cheek and a crotch-level squeeze from (an un-named here) fawning City Hall admirer who rushed right over to be the first to congratulate “Gorgeous James” after the all-male hot-to-trot Los Angeles City Council members each donned a pair of Monica Lewinsky-style kneepads to stiffly confirm Sexy Kev’s appt. by his new Number One bosom buddy, the lightweight Mayor of Los Angeles, Eric (“Tricky Ricky”) Garcetti, at about $140,000 a year to the perennially scandal-plagued part-time-serving Board of Public Works…as shafted members of the outraged general public sitting in Chambers groaned and moaned audibly!
Under really limp questioning by a few City Council members that turned out to be every bit as harmless as post-sexual intercourse pillow talk, Cutie-Pie Kevin assured the Council trolls like Koretz around the horseshoe that the ex-candidate for LA Mayor never believed a damn Republican word he uttered all those years spouting off at KABC or KFI!
Actors are allowed to lie to us … it’s called acting! Kevin might try using that grease paint as lube at the climax of his next heavy date!
(More to come! So to speak!)