No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
SEE VENICE, CALIFORNIA AND DIE!
WORLDWIDE TOURIST ALERT: VACATION ANYWHERE BUT LA OR (MAYBE) KABOUL, AFGHANISTAN!
MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI AND HIS CITY COUNCIL CRAVENLY BRACE FOR THE INEVITABLE WRONGFUL DEATH LAWSUIT TARGETING THE DEEP POCKETS OF THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES! THAT’S WHY THEY REFUSE TO PERSONALLY CONSOLE THE TRAGIC VICTIM’S FAMILY!
HALF-ITALIAN MAYOR GARCETTI REFUSES TO EMBRACE AND COMFORT THE NEWLYWED VICTIM’S SURVIVORS!
VENICE BOARDWALK CASUALTY ALICE GRUPPIONI’S FAMILY JUST ARRIVED HERE IN LA FROM THEIR NATIVE ITALY TO COLLECT HER REMAINS AND MOURN HER PREVENTIBLE MURDER.
THESE JUST-ARRIVED LOVED ONES JOIN HER DEVASTATED NEWLYWED HUSBAND, CHRISTIAN CASADEL IN GRIEF!
HONEYMOONER ALICE WAS KILLED BY A CAR DRIVEN BY ONE OF MANY LA PSYCHOTICS CURRENTLY ALLOWED TO ROAM LA, SOME OF WHOM ARE GIVEN FREE REIN TO ENDANGER THE STROLLERS ON TOURIST-UNFRIENDLY VENICE BEACH BOARDWALK TURF!
SIGNORA GRUPPIONI WOULD BE ALIVE TODAY IF THE CONCRETE BARRIERS THE CITY IS NOW RUSHING TO SITUATE ON ROADWAYS LEADING ONTO THE VENICE BOARDWALK HAD BEEN THERE ALREADY TO PROTECT US FROM MADMEN KILLERS BEHIND THE STEERING WHEEL, AS PROMISED YEARS AGO!
We have two words for international tourists contemplating a vacation in Los Angeles that just might save your life. Those two life-saving words are SAN FRANCISCO or SAN DIEGO or maybe even MIAMI BEACH as an alternate tourist destination!
There is an old Italian saying: “See Naples and Die!” Under Tyro LA Mayor Eric (“Flub-Prone) Garcetti the old saying has been amended to: “See Venice and Die!”
A glowing honeymooning Italian bride was murdered-by-auto this past Saturday on an oceanside promenade by one of the many transient homicidal psychotics who perennially infest the lawless streets of The “City of Angels and Demons ” just as Governor Jerry Brown (getting his marching orders from a panel of Federal Judges) prepares to flush 10,000 more convicted felons out of state prisons…the majority of whom as always will make a beeline to the City of LA for sick fun under the Southern California sun!
Why does Violent Crime rage out of control in The City of Angels under brand new Mayor Eric Garcetti? The “Fresh Prince of Silver Lake” is a total wimp. That’s why!
Departed Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa successfully kept the City of Los Angeles under control for 8 consecutive years. But it took the novice Mayor Eric Garcetti not even a month in office to lose control of that selfsame City of Los Angeles!
Beware, International Tourists! You’d be a lot safer vacationing anywhere outside of the City of LA; with the possible exception of some public square in Cairo, Egypt!
Visit JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL.WORDPRESS.COM for every last gory detail of what has befallen LA tourists in the recent past that have ignored dire warnings like this one and lived (or died) to regret it!