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No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh

… CONNECTING THE TRIPLE DOTS …

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“ONCE IN LOVE WITH AMY … ALWAYS IN LOVE WITH AMY!” THAT’S THE FIRST LINE OF AN OLD OUT-OF-DATE 1940’s SONG HIT!  WHY NOT LISTEN TO THE MELODY ON YOU TUBE FOR AUDIO BACKGROUND?

… CONNECTING THE TRIPLE DOTS …

… “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of political man and woman? The Spring Street Shadow knows…keep scrolling down and so shall you! …

Kind Visitors: Which member of the LA City Council has been carrying on a hot and heavy sex affair that the Victim/spouse being cheated on is ever so blissfully unaware of? Some advice to the cuckolded  mate: Check your significant other’s dirty laundry for those nasty tell-tale love stains…Kind Visitors: Please don’t  shout out the correct name of the  guilty council member all at once … Some website visitors believe “Yours Truly” over-estimates Papa Gil’s sway over Boy Eric when it comes to pulling the puppet strings over Kid Eric’s swollen with self- pride head at City Hall … Instead they think that Lady Macbeth aka Amy Garcetti or Frau Wakeland  has edged Grandpa Gil off to the side and is now clandestinely calling the Mayoral shots …

… Have you received that much coveted gold-engraved invitation yet? It means you gain full-access entrance to THE MIGHTY LAANE’s Mammoth City Hall 15th Floor exclusive  wing-ding  mega welcoming-reception humbly honoring the  Exalted Little Prince of  Castle Silverlake … Remember that the  last big Mayoral Shindig  was the one where (Nympho?) Public Works Commissioner Andrea Alarcon’s little girl got lost in the middle of the night in the scary recesses of the shadowy City Hall basement garage while Mayor Antonio was  upstairs in his private office f*cking the sh*t out of the kid’s mom! …

The Spring Street Shadow doesn’t know who to feel sorrier for … the innocent City Hall  wandering small fry or her guilty as hell mother underneath the sweaty  copulating Mayor-at-the-time Antonio who was pawing her all over on that very uncomfortable office “screwing” couch of his!” …

… The above Super-Scandal was covered up by LA County DCFS (Department of Children and Family Services) with assistance from the Editor at The Los Angeles Times …

Indicted ex-Councilman Papa Richard Alarcon’s little dividend, Momma Andrea, beat the child endangerment rap she was facing. That now leaves “Mother of the Year from Hell” free to resume drinking and driving to her future heart’s content with her baby girl  strapped unsafely in the backseat … Speaking of Castle Silverlake, Lady “Amy” Macbeth is busy playing the role of hausfrau, and cleaning up their surprisingly sloppy, ill-kept abode to show to  prospective renters on tour … Tricky Ricky, Lady Macbeth and  their Baby Maya (of unknown  genetic parental origin?), are planning to  haul ass for The Getty “Spaghetti” Mansion off-Wilshire  to transplant their wispy domestic roots really, really soon!

The nasty rumor persists that Reporter Dweeb David Zahniser has applied for the position of the Garcetti Family Mansion houseboy if the LA Times lets his sweet ass go after the rapidly approaching sale of the faltering paper to “The Things Go Better with ‘Koch’ Brothers Crowd!” …

… Have you noticed that Boy Garcetti is beginning to look kinda like shit lately? Here is “The Politically-Correct” translation: “Have you discerned to what degree the New Mayor’s physiognomy has altered age-wise stemming principally from the heavy stress encountered while going about his day-to-activities made necessary by his brand new major political perch?” … The Mayor’s office has picked up the vibes of a slick Madison Avenue NYC advertising agency whose only job is pitching Eric’s potentially-US-Presidential ass to the planet-wide media!…

Finally, no LA political gossip column would be complete without an item billboarding the now quasi-invisible Antonio Ramon Villaraigosa:

For our website visitors who are old enough to remember way back when Antonio’s ass was still in office as the Mayor of the City of Lost “Angles”, it is now more than one whole month of Tony’s futile pounding the pavement in search of highly- paid employment since Tony V was forced out of office by that Damn Un-reasonable City Charter that includes “that career-ending term limits clause”. Meaning no full time job at the end of the road for ex-Hizzoner! …

… The passed-over/ living in the past LA Mayor just made a quick trip (naturally not covered by the media) to Israel  trying to sell  that Nation on hiring “himself”  for a high-paying PR job defending the official  Israeli Party Line in the United States Hispanic community …  Mr. “No-Longer” Mayor reminded everybody in Jerusalem with Tel Aviv clout what a great friend Phony Tony had always been to Israel … for just the past lousy eight years, that is … But his on-the-record position  concerning The State of Israel never failed to change radically when Antonio was hobnobbing off-the-record with his wealthy, powerful Islamic-type friends ensconced here in LA! …

… Poor Villaraigosa couldn’t even get a call-back from secretaries of high Israeli government officials whose bosses used to kiss his brown ass when Antonio was in power! Tisk! Tisk! …

Tisk! …

… A faithful visitor to HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG who bumped into an un-recognized by all the other plane passengers Antonio  on the way back from the Holy Land  says that The  Former Mayor V looked  a bit embarrassed  to be traveling  once again with his butt  planted firmly in a “coach class”  narrow , uncomfortable  airplane seat!

“Oh, Boy!” How the once mighty have fallen …

… Till next we meet in cyber-space, Kind Visitors, never forget to remember that no matter how deep the shitty pols bury their ugly defecatory scandals, HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG vows to dig ’em all up turd by turd and exclusively expose this smelly crap to YOU right here!

THE SPRING STREET SHADOW…

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