No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
Anyone who gets screwed “up the ass” by Councilman Horndog Jose Huizar deserves to collect mucho damages pronto from the LA City Council?
THE LOS ANGELES RETURN OF THE THREE DOT (…) GOSSIP COLUMN! # 2.
(THIS TIME UNDER THE AWESOME AUSPICES OF THE FIRST STREET GREMLIN WHO KNOWS WHEN YOU’VE BEEN NAUGHTY AND KNOWS WHEN YOU’VE BEEN NICE!)
DEAR MR. TONY CASTRO: (8-15-13)
Do you still possess that plaque The Hollywood Highlands Democratic Club proudly awarded you a few years back at our Annual Awards Dinner at a Vine Street Club! … Just curious?
(A FEW UNANSWERED QUESTIONS SPARKED BY YOUR MOST RECENT BLOGPOST…)
Do those who get screwed in the butt by Councilman Jose Huizar from the great state of Zacatecas deserve to collect triple damages for their pain and suffering from the City of LA … and then some?
“OUCH! I’M BLEEDING!”, sez that poor pretty lady deputy piece of ass? Should the LA City Council throw a million or so bucks in her direction (following a lips-sealed dirty closed door Huizar-dominated Council session) to make that former deputy’s sexy hole whole again?
In the meantime, please some Good Samaritan out there hand over a clean band-aid to Sufferin’ Francine, why doncha?
Does Señor Huizar: The Lady Pleaser” deserve public recognition as “THE NUMBER ONE ELECTED STAFF-POWER-F*CKER IN LOCAL GOVERNMENT?
Does Jose’s self-defense go something like this? :
“It’s not fair the way I’m getting treated during my alleged affair’s aftermath…It’s an example of politically-incorrect prejudice against all Mexicans; not just me?
“Shit like what just happened between me and that lying bitch Francine goes on all the time South of the Border and Mexican reporters don’t spill the goddam beans in print…if they know what’s good for them!
“Those Mexican reporters just look the other way like the LA Times bigot reporters ought to…Then nobody would pay any attention to all those racist white faggot bloggers out to personally destroy me because they hate all Hispanics?”
DEAR MAYOR SAM: (UPDATED: 8/16/13)
Reading between the lines of your latest blog post sparks the following queries: Did Momma Richelle get fed up with Papa Jose’s on-the-job banging of Deputy Temptress Francine for the past 6 years while more than tripling her salary for the sexy privilege… during which time Wifey Richelle had four babies occupying space her own tummy incubator…leaving rock-hard Jose pretty near always horny as hell for some Mexican pussy and refusing to masturbate away his powerful temptations!
When this bizarre adulterous “free-for-all” became intolerable, did helpmate and devoted mother, Richelle, in fact, demand from Hubby Jose that the other woman be swiftly eliminated from the scene? Kicked out on her big, fat, highly-paid pretty ass immediately?
Did Jose, when cornered by his better half, pull some powerful strings to get Francine’s cute bottom “transferred” to The City Dept. of Sanitation at the same $119 thousand yearly salary with no job interview necessary, entirely short-circuiting the City’s own lawful hiring practices?
Did Francine’s banishment from Huizar’s office happen on the very same day, April 21, 2013 that Ms.Godoy was near-automatically hired at the “dirty laundry” Department of Sanitation? Gee, what a coincidence?
Tell me? Did Huizar’s version of the perfect lay get paid by the City twice on that particular workday?
How were Sexless Herb or Sexless Mayor Ricky complicit in their hidden efforts to throw a lifesaver at sinking companero Jose during this unfolding sordid sex extravaganza?
What’s the easiest way to describe the passage of Sexpot Francine from Huizar’s office to City Department of Sanitation?
How about “From Blow Job to No Job to New Job in 60 seconds”?
What does Francine do now to occupy her “very expensive” time over there at squeaky-clean Sanitation? Walk the adjacent halls and many dark corners carrying a filthy old rag to Bend Over and Wipe Up after myriad City Hall Semen Stains!
Was there an abortion or a lie about being pregnant somewhere involved here in this shocking mess? Was the potential scandal covered up and solved by overly-generous City Hall health insurance coverage?
Did Gooey-Gooey Ms. Godoy wind up on top making a small yearly fortune over there at her new “friends-only” Sanitation job…the exact same amount of tax-payer dough that Jose was shelling out for her full-bodied lascivious services alongside and underneath this sex-crazed Councilman of ours!
And currently at Sanitation, is it fair to say that Francine is no longer expected to suck cock to earn her keep as part of the job description? Was her former city position under Jose more often than not horizontal?
Has Lady Godoy got kinda greedy since getting dressed and saying a sweet goodbye to Huizar’s uncomfortable office desk top? Is this co-sex addict of Jose’s now attempting to blackmail the LA City Council for a nice big six or even seven figure bogus wrongful termination cash settlement?
If there’s No Big Dough coming from City Council, has Francine promised to start blabbing about Jose’s monkey sex addiction at the City of LA taxpayers’ expense until Mamma Richelle walks out on Horny Daddy Jose with all 4 of her kids in tow?
Are their four small children the true victims in this sordid mess that Mayor Eric and President Herb are desperately trying to sweep under the City Chamber’s filthy rug with the rest of the growing Dirt Pile of City Hall sex-crazed goings-on!
Did Bachelorette Number One: Francine try to convince Attorney Allred to represent her … and find herself flatly refused by Straight-Arrow Gloria who never gets mixed up in shit like this?
What a mother-f*uckin’ X-Rated “Telenovela” the City of LA currently has on its soiled hands?
TELEMUNDO should purchase the goddam story rights and hire one of Villaraigosa’s ex-girlfriends to be the star?
AND …. FOR GOD’S SAKE … ALL OF YOU IMPLICATED GET AIDS-TESTED RIGHT AWAY?
PS: A word to the wise and the communicable disease averse who might be visiting Jose Huizar’s City Hall office soon, don’t even think about sitting on a toilet seat over there?
JUST ASKING!!!! JUST CURIOUS!!!! NO OFFENSE INTENDED!!!
Never actually met the lady involved! Would pass her by on the street without even recognizing her face …despite her becoming a sorta prominent public figure lately! No malice above toward anyone who’s part of the Big Picture!
UNTIL NEXT WE MEET UP…
The First Street Gremlin!