No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
THE LOS ANGELES REDLINE SUBWAY IS THE LEADER OF THE PACK WHEN IT COMES TO DESTINATION SUICIDE. ONE MISGUIDED FEMALE TOURIST FROM MERRY OLD ENGLAND TRAVELLED THOUSANDS OF MILES TO TAKE A JUMP IN FRONT OF A SPEEDING SUBWAY CAR AT THE NORTH HOLLYWOOD FINAL STOP!
Half of all today’s suicide victims first consult the Internet for tips on killing themselves before taking the big plunge! Enjoy this safe Walk on the Wild Side along Kevorkorama Suicide Alley before it’s too late!
One of the many suicide-friendly website warns inquisitive prospective suicides off sipping self-prepared boiled nicotine sludge … “much too painful” advise these self-appointed experts in all things self-destructive!
CYBER-GHOULS ARE MAKING A LITTLE DOUGH FOR THEMSELVES BY OFFERING ON-LINE ADVICE ON HOW TO BEST COMMIT SELF-MURDER!
FRIENDLY SUICIDE OPERATOR/ENABLERS ARE STANDING BY AT THIS VERY MOMENT TO ASSIST YOU 24 HOURS A DAMN DAY IN YOUR FINAL CHOICE OF METHOD FOR UTTER SELF-DESTRUCTION!
THE SUICIDE PREVENTION HOT LINES OF THE 20 CENTURY HAVE GIVEN WAY TO THE INTERNET SUICIDE HELP LINES OF THE 21st CENTURY! (CLICK BELOW FOR PROOF!)
Why do half of all suicide victims now consult the Internet for last minute tips on killing themselves before actually saying goodbye to everybody for keeps!
Take your pick of How-To pamphlets to serve your every suicidal impulse: From “The Thrift Conscious Guide for the Dollar Wise Suicide” to “Ways of Killing Yourself and Getting Your Picture in the Newspaper” or you might dip into “Getting It Right Initially … Suicide on the first try!” Or how about “Pick the Best Bridge for you: A Jumper’s List of Ideal Choices!” Then there’s: “Leaving a Note or not: Some last-minute practical suggestions!”
Before the final curtain, you may take advantage of fill-in suicide notes that can be sent to your Facebook Friends!
The World Wide Web entrepreneurs flying buzzard-like in lazy cyber-space circles are always there to influence and augment your suicidal options and make a quick buck for themselves out of you doing yourself in!