|Dear Constituents of LA’s Horny City Council:Political Pneumonia is terrible for the 15 damn horny sheep pulling the wool over Angelenos eyes at LA City Council meetings!It’s incredibly contagious and once a big horny Council “person” is infected, its victim is unlikely to survive.Political pneumonia causes a slow and painful demise for the office-holder’s constituent victims as the 15 vain, majestic sheepish icons celebrate their kill!Sadly, these bighorn human LA City Council sheep continue to hold their human targets at risk of contracting this near- fatal disease from sexual contact with their super-cute male Council deputies every time they come in contact with other Councilmanic sheep grazing on public employees territory at their horny habitat in dark corners all around City Hall.Right now we have a unique opportunity to retire 4 incumbent council sheep in 2015!
Let’s help keep these bighorny Councilmanic sheep safe from coming all over one another when Shepherd Eric Garcetti passes by! BAA!
Please suckers, empty your damn fat wallets and donate now to help secure safe habitat for big–ass Council person sheep like Koretz and many more at-risk Hollywood political wildlife.
The Big horny LA City Council sheep population is only a shadow of what it once was since Baa-Baa Rosendahl and Little Boo Peep Perry were sent scurrying away!
Friends of LA political wildlife like you were instrumental to the success of past efforts that secured key land for Forgotten bullshit like Farmer’s Field!
For just $4.16 you can “adopt” a major asshole sheep like Prince Paul “Tony Horn” Koretz; instead of adopting one of those flea-bitten pooches that Herb Wesson pawns off on an un- suspecting Public Fridays at Council meetings!
Please foolishly donate today to support our adopt-a-super-sheepish LA COUNCILMAN! program and make a terribly small difference for America’s endangered politico wildlife!
These vast Los Angeles City Hall lands are a critically important piece of the Big Horny Council sheep conservation puzzle.
Please cough up a super-sized tax-deductible donation today to adopt and help at-risk City Council member living a wildlife!
Together, we can save the 15 big ass horny LA Council sheep from contracting that fatal rectal disease that’s contracted from sitting on their big assess all day long at LA Council Chambers!
Thanks for all you doo doo to protect wildlife.
Now it’s time to make like a shepherd and get the flock outa here!