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ATTENTION: SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO: GET A LOAD OF THIS OUTRAGEOUS SELF-PROCLAIMED PARODY!

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SHERIFF JOE ARPAIO, WHAT’S YOUR GUT REACTION? DOES IT MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AT YOURSELF? HUH?

PSST! DOES ANYBODY WANT TO BUY A KINDA-SORTA OBSCENE PHOTO OF ARIZONA SHERIFF JOEJOE STROKING HIS THREE-INCH TOY PISTOL WHICH IS ABOUT ALL THAT CONSTITUTES HIS MANHOOD!

(SEE BELOW!)

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COUGH UP SOME CASH TODAY AND GET A PHOTO FEATURING SHERIFF JOEJOE’S TOUGH GUY PUSS!

SHERIFF JOEJOE SEZ:

“Hey, All you Poor Right Wing easily-conned Caucasian Fools with too much money burning a hole in your fat over-stuffed wallets:

“The Democrat Party’s goddam establishment would love to see my political demise. They hate my cop guts to pieces, but I am not afraid to speak my mind and THE TRUTH to persuade you to give me some of your ill-gotten Conservative dough!

“But, I am just one person- we need many more like-minded gaseous-fascist-type public savants like yours truly, Uncle JoeJoe, spread out all across the United States.

“And, that’s why I created the JOEJOEPAC. So I could identify you reactionary fools and shove your monetary contributions up the butt-holes of conservative, like-minded ready-to-run candidates across our country on the far-far-far-right!

“And that’s the only thing my loyal homophobic would-be candidate friends like a lot shoved up their assholes … on the public record, that is!

“MY TEDDY BEAR IS JUST OUT OF CAMERA RANGE BELOW!”

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“If you agree with my right-wing ranting that we need more crypto-fascist knee-jerk elected leaders who will  enforce the rule of law against unarmed Latinos, with our loaded gun in hand, then please send your most generous super-gift or whatever a cheapskate like you can afford to scrape up to The JOEJOEPAC today.

“My dear Friends: Instead of purchasing another box of bullets for that personal arsenal of yours, why not donate all that money you woulda spent to the JOEJOE PAC!

Please follow this link to make your generous contribution of $25, $50, $100, $250,$500,$1,000 or more, more, more to JOEJOEPAC this very instant!

“In fact, if you contribute as little as $100 smackers to line my pocket at JOEJOE PAC, I will rush deliver you a signed photo of ME to paste on your bathroom wall.

“My photo is lots faster-acting sitting on the toilet than “freakin” milk of magnesia!

“Whether or not you live in Martian Coma County, where we hunt prairie dogs on the prowl as well as bunches of stray Mexicans, please understand that my hyper-violent efforts to stop the flow of illegal immigrants into this precious county of mine will fail unless you throw a lot of money at me!

“That’s the only way left for you financial contributors out there to stop these brown two-legged wild beasts on the loose in Arizona from pretty soon invading that white-butted rural community of yours!

“In Arizona, Martian Coma County has become the gateway for human (?) brown flesh smugglers to place worthless illegal aliens in “drop houses” before they are picked up by wealthy white liberal volunteers in their fancy sports cars and chauffeured  elsewhere in our state or all over our beloved country for that matter to rape and impregnate our white women when God won’t allow us to abort these half-breed fetuses…and the take our jobs away from us and then make the rest of these “poor unfortunates”  that are left over serve super-obediently as under-paid maids and gardeners for wealthy-assed left-wingers!

“I am working day and night to put an end to this politically-correct horror, but I need lots and lots and lots of your heavy monetary help pronto!

“That’s why I came up with this JOEJOEPAC SCHEME of mine! Okay?

“We  formed  a front organization that would support our twisted beliefs and endorse candidates who are so far to the effin’ right that they make me, Sheriff JoeJoe, look like Hillary Clinton’s latest lesbian pool-side girlfriend by comparison on the goddam political-spectrum!

Your donation of $25, $50, $100 or hopefully a great,great deal more today will go directly to supporting our JOEJOEPAC endorsed candidates pledged to turn the Bill of Rights into used toilet paper! No Shit!

“All contributions over $100 will receive a signed photo of me gleefully indulging in so-called police brutality against the latest wetback Brown scum that I personally bagged with my sawed-off shotgun!

“I cannot thank you enough in advance for your much-needed big bucks support…and hope you will join me in this blessed by the Almighty racial-cleansing fight of ours!!!

“Ohh! Did I forget to mention that we need for you to make a big money donation real quick?

“I pledge to you that I will not stop doing my mad-dog cop duty of enforcing all the laws of this county to rid White America of every damn Mexican squatter holed up in this state and huddling in fear at large all over this great soon-to-be-all-white-again country of ours!

“Progressive Politics and inter-racial special interests cannot be allowed to destroy our White-Male Christian dominated nation. AMEN!

“The Pure White against the filthy Brown, Black and Yellow skin fight won’t end until those highly undesirables are all sent back where they came from… meaning South of the Border and Black Africa…at police gunpoint!

“Every dollar you send to me at JOEJOE PAC hastens that great Come and Get It Day when this country belongs to us again and turns once more 100% white: lock, stock and gun barrel!

“I solemnly pledge to you that I will never stop gunfighting for what is right…far, far to the Right!

“Please join me today and send your long green support to MY JOEJOE PAC THIS SECOND!

Very Sincerely Yours,
JOEJOE

Sheriff JoeJoE ARP PEE-YEW
Martian Coma , Arizona

P.S. “Our white nation is suffering greatly!The last thing we need is more elected officials who share Obama’s open borders cock-eyed beliefs unless we want those lazy over-breeding MEXIS to overrun us good Christian white folk and turn the White House into a goddam taco stand!

“In fact, every sickly-white liberal Democrat is totally gay, leaving only the South of the Border Brownies to breed like rabbits so they can continue vote illegally in our future American elections in even greater numbers until they take over this beloved country of ours and first-off ban White Man-White Woman Marriage! Dammit to hell!

“Many supporters have written requesting a signed photograph. Your huge contribution will ensure I have possess the funds necessary to afford to kick ’em in their hairy brown balls and run “Steal This Election!” campaigns nationwide that limp-dick liberal losers will whine about and denounce as dirty! Screw’em!

“Thank you!”

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Not Authorized by any Candidate or Candidate’s Committee

(Parody)

 

 

 

 

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