No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
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HERE’S THE LATEST BALL CRUNCHING NEWS FROM SHARKBOWL LA TIMES EDITOR-IN-CHIEF SWAMI MAHARAJ, PUBLISHER HURTENSTEIN AND SELECTED KISS-ASS SUB-EDITORS PLUS A FEW 2ND-RATE REPORTERS LINE UP OBEDIENTLY AT SPRING STREET HQ,WAITING PATIENTLY ON THEIR KNOBBY KNEES FOR A FLEETING OPPORTUNITY TO GIVE FORMER TIME INC.CEO JACK GRIFFIN, NEWLY-NAMED CEO OF TRIBUNE PUBLISHING, A NICE, WET BLOW JOB!
EMPLOYEES AT LA TIMES WHO ARE MALE FIND THEMSELVES LOTS BETTER AT GIVING THEIR BOSS BLOW JOBS THAN THE FEMALE EMPLOYEES…
PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THE GUYS HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE AT IT!
The non-entity Mr. Happy-Jack Griffin former loser CEO of perennially flirting-with-bankruptcy Time Inc., has been named the new Big Cheese CEO of Tribune Publishing, the faltering newspaper spinoff of Tribune Company.
Sacrificial lamb Griffin spent the last three pitiful years of his life serving as CEO of Empirical Media, a barely-known consulting firm, before being personally plucked by Tribune Corp. Supreme Ruler, Mr. Peter Liguori!
Tribune Publishing will include (but not for too much longer) the Los Angeles Times, Chicago Tribune, Baltimore Sun, Sun Sentinel, The Bowery News, Orlando Sentinel, Hartford Courant, The Morning Call and Daily Press. This jerk-off spinoff is expected to be completed within the next … read more>>