No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
STRIKE THREE SWINGING!
MR.BASEBALL COMMISSIONER BUD SELIG, KINDLY BAN GLOBE-TROTTING REGULAR SEASON GAMES BEGINNING NEXT YEAR!
WILL THE LA DODGER HOME OPENER BE STAGED NEXT YEAR IN CRIMEA IF RUSSIAN DICTATOR VLADIMIR PUTIN COUGHS UP ENOUGH BIG DOUGH TO SWELL MAGIC JOHNSON’s BANK ACCOUNT FOR THE PRIVILEGE?
MULTI-MILLIONAIRE MAGIC JOHNSON, YOU OUGHTA BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR SQUEEZING EVERY LAST DIME YOU CAN OUT OF MILLIONS OF LOYAL DODGER FANS!!!
Dodger Boosters will discover on their first stadium visit this year that Mr. Magic himself has jacked up the already high price at Dodger parking lots!
This year no FREE Dodger games on TV and next year no FREE Dodger games on radio either if Magic Johnson makes his Dodger dirty deal with SIRIUS-PAY RADIO!
Turnout for Down Under Deadly Dull Dodger Opener boomerangs on Magic Johnson with fans in the stands at just 38,366; that’s a mere 78.7% of the hastily-converted Cricket Field’s capacity!
Disappointed Aussie MLB game attendees were seen by the thousands upon thousands disgustedly departing their cricket stadium from start of the dull-as-dishwater sixth inning on! (Did the Dodgers and Diamondbacks decide to eliminate the traditional playing and singing of the American Nation Anthem before the game-start out of political correctness?
Our Dodger Fan Website braved the blackout by paying too much to TIME-Warner Cable in order to watch what used to be free! Subscribers to other systems, however, were like-it-or-not completely shut out of viewing the Dodger Home Opener because TWC continues greedily negotiating with these other cable operators!
Dodgers swung a secret deal with the Diamondback Baseball Snakes making LA Dodgers the advantageously batting-second home team for BOTH games!
Not much Dodger criticism emanating from the mealy-mouths or website computers of elite sports media reporters because they all want to continue getting free game admission plus delicious complimentary food from owner Magic Johnson!
TWC subscribers watching the game were still forced to view dozens & dozens of Chevrolet and fast food restaurant commercials in between Vin Scully’s jet-lagged disoriented attempt at play-by-play announcing! Scully is beginning to make ancient Tommy Lasorda look youthful by comparison!
Regular season Major League Baseball in the Southern Hemisphere kicked off at 2 AM LA time Saturday, fittingly with lately-disappointing at the plate, Yasiel Puig, first at bat, striking out swinging! View our live game tweeting @hollywooddems
(MORE TO COME!)