No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
VOTE YEE & YEE AND JERRY MAKES THREE!
GOVERNOR: JERRY BROWN–Barring return of his prostate cancer, he’s Gov. ‘till Jan. 2019! Let’s reward him for destroying CRA’s statewide!
LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR: GAVIN NEWSOM–Forgive ex-SF Mayor for screwing his best friend’s wife!He’s come a long way from owning a SF liquor store. Looks like a taller Modern Day Movie Star/Pol version of James Dean! Odds-on favorite 4 years from now to replace Jerry; except Gavin will actually move into that Crappy Governor’s Mansion!
CONTROLLER: BETTY YEE–If she isn’t elected, it’s gonna be all guys in statewide office except for Kamala! How PC embarrassing! Don’t forget: “Anybody But “Bob’s Big Boy” Perez!”
SECRETARY OF STATE: LELAND YEE — He’s on the ballot. Dammit! Don’t let a little thing like an FBI Gun-Running accusation stop you from voting for Leland! Visit twitter account: @Hollywooddems for lots more great reasons to vote for Mr. Yee! Send candidate Alex Padilla back where he came from: The San Fernando Valley!
TREASURER: JOHN CHIANG–Keep up the good work, John … like giving LA Community College District Board a severe case of heartburn!
ATTORNEY-GENERAL: KAMALA HARRIS — A lead pipe cinch for re-election on her way to spending a lifetime as US Senator!
INSURANCE COMMISSIONER: NATHALIE HRIZI — Who? Incumbent Dave Jones is even more obscure than she is! See what it actually feels like to vote for a Peace and Freedom candidate and experience a mellow nostalgic sixties rush … even if you weren’t even born by then!
BOARD OF EQUALIZATION DISTRICTS 1-4: CHRIS PARKER, FIONA MA, JEROME HORTON & NATHAN SHAHATIT — All nobodies all the time!
SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION: TOM TORLAKSON — Avoid “Dumb F—” Marshall Tuck (who is endorsed by ex-LA Mayor Villaraigosa) like the plague!
PROP 41 “VETERANS HOUSING” … YES — No organized opposition. Some guy named Gary Wesly wrote opposition statement by himself!
PROP 42 PUBLIC RECORDS …YES — Cements Public Records Act & Open Meetings Law into State Constitution. No organized opposition. Same guy as above wrote con-statement!
LOS ANGELES COUNTY ENDORSEMENTS
LA COUNTY ASSESSOR: JOHN Y. WONG — Immediate Elected Predecessor was corrupt as hell. If you reject Wong, remember “Anybody But Jeffrey Prang!”
LA COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS, 1st District: HILDA SOLIS — She kept her nose relatively clean as State Senator, let’s give her a chance as Molina’s Supe replacement. She can’t be more disappointing than Gloria, can she?
LA COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS, 3rd District: Sheila Kuehl–Who else remembers her on the Stu Erwin TV Show half-century ago? Scratch off opponent Duran who is a PC WEHO racist & Bobby Shriver, who is a spoiled rich kid dressing up in his Kennedy uncle clothes!
LAUSD BOARD, DISTRICT 1: GEORGE McKENNA — If his predecessor could speak from the grave, she’d endorse him! (Anybody But Alex Johnson, Ridley-Thomas Toady!)
SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE, OFFICE 48: CAROL ROSE — Her opponent is the most corrupt politician statewide running for office: Charles Calderon of the San Gabriel Valley Calderon Clan! GOOGLE Calderon & JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL for the sordid details!
There are a total of 29 candidates running for 15 Superior Court seats. There is scant difference among them! No judicial endorsements except for above!