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No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh

JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL CALIFORNIA VOTERS GUIDE NOV. 2014

VOTER Ballot 01

 

PROPOSITION&MEASURE ENDORSEMENTS

VOTE NO ON EACH AND EVERY PROPOSITION! (SEE PREVIOUS BLOG POST AT THIS SITE FOR DETAILS!) THAT MEANS NO FROM # 1 TO # 47!

Don’t pick and choose! The Yes arguments in the voter pamphlet are only designed to confuse you!

AND BE SURE AND VOTE NO ON MEASURE P TO PISS THE POOR POLS OFF!

CANDIDATE ENDORSEMENTS!

GOVERNOR: JERRY BROWN

WHY? If he wins, he is going to run for President! Let’s watch Hillary and Jerry tear one another apart next year. Sounds like fun!

 

LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR: GAVIN NEWSOM!

WHY: This pretty boy is a James Dean lookalike. Let him spend the following 4 years gazing at himself in a mirror until it’s time to run successfully for Governor himself in 2018!

 

SECRETARY OF STATE: ALEX PADILLA

WHY: It would be politically incorrect to elect all gringos to statewide office.Now wouldn’t it?
CONTROLLER: BETTY YEE

WHY: Ashley Swearengin is a Sarah Palin wolf in sheep’s clothing!

 

TREASURER: JOHN CHIANG

WHY: He is an incumbent. So we get to save on stationery costs if his chump challenger gets defeated!

 

ATTORNEY-GENERAL: KAMALA HARRIS

WHY: Because Obama got in trouble for honestly stating publicly how much Kamala’s bi-racial body turned him on! FYI opponent Ronald Gold has a lousy body!

 

INSURANCE COMMISSIONER: DAVE JONES

WHY: Who cares! You’ll never see this guy or hear his voice for the next four years! Trust me!

 

SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC INSTRUCTION: TOM TORLAKSON

WHY: He’s been in office for 4 years and the sky hasn’t fallen. His opponent Tuck is a charter school punk who treats Billionaire Bill Gates the same way Monica Lewinsky treated Bill Clinton!

 

BOARD OF EQUALIZATION
DISTRICT 4: JEROME HORTON

You have to vote for at least one Black guy or else everybody will say you are politically-incorrect!

LA COUNTY BOARD OF SUPERVISORS: SHEILA KUEHL

WHY: She appeared on The Dobie Gillis TV Show in the Sixties when she was a kid! Plus she’s not related by blood to any member of the Kennedy Family alive or dead!
US CONGRESSMAN: TED LIEU

Hopefully, Ted will see fit to convert to Judaism once he’s elected in order to continue the long-running Hebrew streak for this particular LA Westside House seat!

 

SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE OFFICE 61: JACQUELINE H. LEWIS

WHY: She has a kind face in her official picture.

 

SUPERIOR COURT JUDGE OFFICE 87: TOM GRIEGO

WHY: Don’t know anything about these judge candidates! However…He gets the endorsement based purely on a hunch: The photo of this kindly middle-aged guy makes me believe he would never sentence me to the gas chamber for a murder that I didn’t commit!

 

STATE SENATOR DISTRICT 26:  SANDRA FLUKE

WHY: She’s an Anti-Iraq War activist who got called a slut by a right-wing radio guy!

 

 

 

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