No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
Obedient LA Times & adoption agency are sworn to secrecy until “Little Daddy” Eric Garcetti decides to break the new baby news himself at a future press conference designed for maximum mayoral self-exposure and endless self-aggrandizement!
Mayor Garcetti has already shown off his new child to a privileged few while preparing for his trip to China joined by LA Councilmen Buscaino and Bonin!
Underground word of his new family addition then quickly spread until picked up by the ears of JWALSHCONFIDENTIAL!
Remember you heard this news here first!