No One Can Really Tell The Truth Like John Walsh
NO MORE LA TIMES C- GRADE REPORT CARDS THAT ARE QUITE INSULTING TO EXTREMELY TOUCHY MAYOR LITTLE RICKY GARCETTI ARE EXPECTED NOW THAT AUSTIN IS HISTORY AT SPRING STREET!
AT THE MOMENT AUSTIN BEUTNER QUIETLY AND CRAFTILY CONTINUES HATCHING HIS UNDERCOVER PLANS TO BLOCK ERIC’S EXPECTED TRIUMPHANT RE-ELECTION BY WHIPPING THE CURRENT HIZZONER’S BUTT SOUNDLY AT THE POLLS COME 2017!
“SMILING FACES SOMETIMES DON’T TELL THE TRUTH: THE BACKSTABBER!”
MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI!, THAT IS!
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Garcetti tries to bust his upcoming Mayoral Rival Austin Beutner’s knobby kneecaps by the successfully pressuring of Tribune Media Inc. to oust the LAT Publisher right away before the 2024,Olympic dirt gets a chance to fly in a series of LA Times exposes that have been cancelled since Austin’s abrupt firing!
Tribune Media Inc. sweeps Beutner’s former office searching for electronic bugs that he may have planted there before departing when Chicago cancelled his twitter account without even notifying him!
You may soon expect “a bloodbath” of Austin’s coterie of wimpy sympathizers forced to walk the plank on Spring Street! They will all eventually be offered positions in the upcoming BEUTNER FOR MAYOR campaign!