OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO RUSSIA’S VLADIMIR PUTIN FOR ALLOWING UNSAFE HOLLYWOOD AREA TOURIST CONDITIONS TO FESTER … LEADING TO A THROAT-SLASHING INCIDENT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FATAL TO A RUSSIAN CITIZEN WHO WAS SIMPLY STROLLING AS A TOURIST WITH HIS FAMILY IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA!
IIT IS HEREBY DEMANDED FROM THOSE ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR GUARANTEEING TOURIST SAFETY CONDITIONS HERE IN TINSELTOWN: THE LOS ANGELES MAYOR ERIC GARCETTI, THE CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR JERRY BROWN AND THE U.S. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!
SOMETHING AWFUL LIKE THIS INCIDENT HAS NEVER HAPPENED ON THE WELL-PATROLLED STREETS OF MOSCOW!
The attack by a transient white slasher on this completely un-suspecting Russian tourist in the heart of heavily crime-ridden Hollywood … only a few blood-splattered steps away from the theater that is used annually for the Oscar Cast was not stopped by the LA Police!
Incredibly, The Hollywood Slasher was stopped before he could stab the Russian citizen- victim’s wife and 2 kids by two out-of-uniform New York City Police officers who were at the crime scene purely by chance and work under Bill Bratton! They alone averted a horrible tragedy!